Emergency Alert (Don't freak out, it's not really an emergency. Well...)

Yall.

This cannot wait until next Wednesday.

I just
found out
that Megan
freaking
McCafferty
is coming out
with a new book
in April.

I don't even know what it's about yet, but I had to stop everything else I was doing to tell you guys about it. Even if you already know. And, by the way, that wasn't an attempt at a haiku. I just wanted you to hear me telling you about it instead of just reading it.

Thank you, and please return to your regularly scheduled broadcasts.